"The theft of a cooked pork chop was reported by an apartment dweller in the 1600 block of Sequoia Street" Redding Record Searchlight Police Log
Good grief........
1. Did they eat it and forget!!??
or maybe:
2. The person is senile and miss counted?
3. The local butcher shorted this poor soul?
4. Their dog ate it?
5. Said husband is on a strict diet and wouldn't fess up to sneaking it?
6. Was some homeless person just hungry and reached through an open window and grabbed it?
...............Our tax dollars at work writing a report for this one.
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